Chic Murray is a Scottish comic legend that entertained people with his wicked one-liners that were razor sharp.
The Greenock-born comedian who was brought into the world in 1919 is considered to be one of the founding fathers of stand-up comedy.
Murray was an inspiration for the likes of Billy Connolly and also made an appearance in much-loved Scottish film Gregory's Girl as he played a Scottish secondary school headmaster.
Here are some of his finest jokes and one-liners.
1. On simple people
"My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton."
2. Chic Murray on spots
"The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil."
3. Chic Murray on marriage
"If it weren’t for marriage, husband and wives would have to fight with strangers."
4. Chic Murray on boats
"The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder."