Get Dirty Dusting at Lanark Memorial Hall

Dirty Dusting at Lanark.Dirty Dusting at Lanark.
Dirty Dusting at Lanark.
Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra when Dirty Dusting stops at Lanark Memorial Hall this Saturday October 21.

After a sellout UK tour in 2016, Dirty Dusting has returned to the stage in 2017, starring Crissy Rock (Hit TV Series Benidorm and I’m a Celebrity), Leah Bell (Comedienne and actress), Dolores Porretta Brown (Stage and TV actress) and introducing Andy Green.

Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line!!! “The Telephone Belles” – A Dirty Sex Chat Line that really cleans up!

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Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be “put out to pasture” by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income!

A chance wrong number requiring A Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea….. “Why not run a Sex Chat Line?”

After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss,they could be onto a winner!!

Needless to say things don’t go entirely according to plan.

This is a heart warming feel-good comedy that will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone!

Tickets are £21 from the Box Office on 01555 667999 or online at

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