Lanark’s Horse is not tamed!

It is “I Am”, to which hundreds of near-fanatical followers would forgive her for adding “a Legend”.

However, you’ll not catch our Horse indulging in superstar egomania like that.

“The song’s not actually about me at all,” said the erstwhile Sheena McDonald.

“It’s about absoutely everyone. You are what you are. I am what I am.

“Be proud of it. Don’t try to be someone else.”

For more on this, pick up a copy of this week’s Carluke and Lanark Gazette.