Absence of religious content at official Lanark Grammar opening

WAS God marked down as absent from the recent official opening of the new Lanark Grammar School?

Some claim that He wasn’t even invited to the school, originally founded by mediaeval Christian monks in 1183, while others state all due respects were paid.

As previously reported in the Gazette, the official opening of the new Grammar was marked with an impressive display of the talents of its latest generation of pupils.

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