Billy Connolly is undoubtedly one of Glasgow's most famous sons with the Anderston born comic having made generations of Glaswegians laugh for decades.
His performances on stage are legendary with many famous faces being inspired to give stand-up a bash after watching Connolly in action.
Although Connolly may have announced his retirement from comedy back in 2018, many of his best jokes have become woven into Glasgow and Scottish culture.
We've put together some of the Big Yin's best jokes, so sit back and enjoy.

5. Billy Connolly on asking the time
"People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?" Photo: Keystone

6. Billy Connolly on cake
"Why do people say 'Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?' Dead right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?" Photo: Keystone

7. Billy Connolly on farts
"A fart is just your a*** applauding." Photo: Tim P. Whitby

8. Billy Connolly on finding missing objects
"When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?" Photo: PA


