In Glasgow there’s hundreds of top-class takeaways, hairdressers, and other shops - so what better way to make your business stand-out than giving it a funny and memorable name?
From Florist Gump to Bacchialdi’s - an Italian restaurant found round the back of Aldi’s - there’s many examples in the West of Scotland.
We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.
Here’s our list of the 15 funniest pun names in and around Glasgow! Know any that are funnier? Let us know in the comments!

9. Weans World, Airdrie
A reference to the popular 1992 comedy starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. This kid’s clothing store is totally excellent. Photo: via Glasgow Live

10. Heavy Gutted, Glasgow
Pun-tastic independent Glaswegian domestic cleaners who will be 'thoroughly disappointed' if you don't choose them. Photo: Facebook.com/heavygutted

11. Pawcasso, Anniesland
This grooming service for pets can be found in Glasgow and we’re paw-sitive that you’d love their services. Photo: Submitted Photo

12. Bonnie Tilers, Glasgow
Have you got problems with your roof tiles? Are you holding out for a hero? This tiler is here to help. Photo: via Paul Dempsey


