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This city centre is chippy is sadly no longer with us - battered by the competition it seems

Top 15 funniest pun names for shops and businesses in and around Glasgow - from The Codfather to Florist Gump

Shop signs and businesses names that will raise a chuckle if you pass them on the street!

In Glasgow there’s hundreds of top-class takeaways, hairdressers, and other shops - so what better way to make your business stand-out than giving it a funny and memorable name?

From Florist Gump to Bacchialdi’s - an Italian restaurant found round the back of Aldi’s - there’s many examples in the West of Scotland.

We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.

Here’s our list of the 15 funniest pun names in and around Glasgow! Know any that are funnier? Let us know in the comments!

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