Glasgow - it’s not difficult to see why we attract tourists, and we’re more than happy to have them, but sometimes they can have a difficult time adjusting to the culture.
There’s plenty going on in Glasgow for tourists - from visiting Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum to tucking into a deep-fried Mars bar - but it’s important that tourists understand how we operate in the city.
We’re called the frendliest city in Scotland for good reason - the people of Glasgow are some of the most welcoming in Britain, but it’s easy to unwittingly put your foot in your mouth by saying or doing the wrong thing.
Worried about mispronouncing place names? Check out our article on the most mis-pronounced place names in Glasgow so you don’t get caught out.
Wondering what makes Glaswegians so different? Check out our article on the things that make Glaswegians the way they are.
Want to know what one American tourist thought of the city after a month travelling here? Make sure to read our interview with American TikTok tourist Eric Bloomberg.
Have a look at our list below showing tourists how to be ‘sound’ and make the most out of their trip to Glasgow.
5. Using too many taxis
If you’re using taxis to get everywhere nowadays, it could be a while before one shows up. It would be a tragedy to visit Glasgow and not make full-use of our Victorian subway system or extensive bus and rail transport. Picture: John Devlin. Photo: John Devlin
6. Asking ‘where’s your kilt?’
Like any self-respecting Glaswegian, our kilt is hanging up in the cupboard - waiting for the next big wedding or stag night. We’re sorry that Hollywood has lied to you, but it’s cultural wear saved for special occasions - or your work uniform if you’re a pipist. Photo: Luton News
7. Asking Glaswegians what clan they’re from
Destined to illicit a response ranging from ‘Wit?’ to ‘Eh, Bridgeton mate’ - the Scottish clan system is so last millennium, no one knows what clan they’re a part of, if their family ever were in the first place. Instead ask Glaswegians to ‘Declare their scheme’ - then you can learn a bit more of the many districts of Glasgow and their separate independent cultures. Photo: YouTube Screenshot via genkichris
8. Outlander references
Not everyone in Scotland has seen Outlander, we’re sorry to tell you. So don’t be surprised if you hit out with some choice quotes only to be met with looks of visible confusion and concern. Photo: Starz